Hi, I’m Chuck. Here are a few things you need to know about me, maybe you just forgot. This is Sarah. I want her. This is Casey. He’s big. This is Morgan. Check out his beard. I’m a human computer. Bryce Larkin is bad. Well actually, he ends up good, but we’ll get there. General Beckman is super short. Fulcrum and the Ring can suck it. I work as a Nerd Herder at Buy More. My sister thinks I do nothing with my life. Little does she know, someday when I get this computer out of my head, Sarah and I are gonna get married and make millions of babies.

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